Fellas, is it normal for a girl to ask for baby twins on their 18th birthday? How about surprising you with a marriage certificate when your big day comes around? These are questions university freshman Yamada Junichi ponders after entering a relationship with a girl who shows her obsession?uh, "affection"?in questionable ways...
"We regret ever getting married!" Mom and dad are acting like they hate each other, but those two can't hide their love! Mom and dad got married at a young age. That's why I, too, want to marry my beloved boyfriend right away, but they're strongly against it?! "Marrying young was a youthful indiscretion," they say, and the fighting begins. No! I don't want to see you two fight like this! I start to cry, but what's this? They're acting all lovey-dovey when I'm not looking? Hm... they're clearly trying to make me give up on marriage! I'll expose their sappy love for each other and make them acknowledge my relationship!
One elf sets out on a journey to be ravished by orcs, only to find the one orc who won't do it! Can these two reconcile their differences, or will too many obstacles get in their way? A story about how opposites attract and overcoming boundaries.